me: what’s for dinner?
her: *spreads her legs*
so, did you not cook or ….. cause popeyes closes at 10 and i need to leave now if i’m gon make it.
my sister borrowed my laptop so i checked the history and it was this picture refreshed 246 times
why do shampoo bottles weigh hardly anything but when you drop them in the shower they turn into a meteor
just noticed the webcam flashing above my monitor and realised I’ve been recording myself blogging in this position for an hour and twenty minutes